Hello Newarkers,

I am Maskini Mbadinuju, supreme emissary of Queen Shuri of the great African nation of Wakanda. We look forward to establishing diplomatic and trade relations with your city as soon as possible. Please send us proof of municipal funds to intitiate the arrival of our delegation. This will surely be a great event that will generate positive press for both of our respective homes.

Sincerely,
Maskini Mbadinuju

*^{April fools}